I live with a preschooler and a toddler, so needless to say I am always scrambling to remember (and write down) the funny things they say and do. Even at work, I am amazed by the funny things that people say. Here are a few of my recent favorites:

• "We must get more aggressive about being conservative."


• "I don't like winging things. I don't want them to feel wung."
  (not sure if wung is a word or what exactly is the past tense of the word "winging")


• "It doesn't build character. It shows it."

Here is a fun little book that you can create to allow you to capture those quotable quotes as they occur. The downloadable PDF is here. Either that or you could carry a steno pad, start a Twitter account, or use Jott to document those things before they slip your mind.

Trust me, you may find a use of them in the future. Perhaps you will have a line of t-shirts.